Why did I have to scroll so far to find the play on words that I so desperately needed!?

Do they come with a free frogurt?

you mean !CURSED!

I’m on your level. It’s awesome, and the gif is nuts

While I certaintly don’t agree with Ferrari PR, the difference is Deadmau5 was selling his 458 with custom badges and Maranello was a little too thin-skinned to let a “Purrari” slide.

My buddy cosplays this. Except with lots and lots of blood.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Now I want to know what Ash looks like. As I have only “known” two Ashes in my life, I can assume a badass mashup of the two?

Yeah, don’t do that.

• “Can we smoke in here?”

...yeah, no, sorry, fuck you Bethesda.

So young. So tragic.

Woooo my first COTD! There are so many people I’d like to thank. I’d like to first thank my family who have been very supportive of me, I’d like to thank the Jalopnik academy, uhhhh, Obama, my cat-

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I like how the commenters initially thought that all the feathers were sparks from bottoming out.

Perhaps Ayrton Senna branded Senokot laxative (with natural ingredients sourced from the Senna plant, of course).

Of course, there are examples of male characters who fall into the trope of naive newcomer... but oftentimes it’s played for laughs, and the woman ends up serving as a sort of motherly surrogate.