Go away with you facts. The Countryman is an immense car despite being the same size of a toyota matrix.

Um, The Countryman is substantially smaller than a Toyota Corolla (almost 2 feet shorter).

It’s designed and engineered in Britain. It’s British. Funny how Mini doesn’t get to be British because it is owned by a German company but Lamborghini gets to be Italian when owned by the Germans and Jeep gets to be American when owned by the Italians.

FWIW, here’s me getting beat (badly) by Paul’s turbo van:

It would if that were true, but it isn’t so I guess we don’t have to worry about that do we?

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

I haven’t even seen one episode but this is my favorite show.

“The whistles go wooo!”

He pushed through all the menstruating women to grab the last pack of tampon for his lady.

Ken in a Robin for Gymkhana 10 would instantly end all complaints that the series has become stale

Um, he finished 7th in WRC Mexico in 2013. If top 10 in the world isn’t good enough for you, then I don’t know what to tell you.

/Cmd+F “murder bernie”

I have a sick feeling that “eventually” means “whenever Bernie kicks the bucket”.

Here’s another one:

Fixed it, your welcome.

The Toyota Camry of hated vehicles: The PT Cruiser

fiesta ST? No.....The GTI is and will always will be the camry of hot hatches. I see a dozen a day driven by every single possible demographic you can think of. Ive never seen an ST driven by someone remotely old or feminine.

Pictured: the Olympic pool operator

I’m not an action figure guy (I have exactly none) but I would pay all the money for that Chun Li figure.

Pining for the fijords