And everyone in the room clapped

That thing looks like an abomination made as an entrant to some Top Gear/Grand Tour challenge.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

This is what I think of in the whole “STAP THA GRID GERLS” chorus. They don’t want women being treated as objects. I get it. But you can’t also cry that women should also be allowed to choose what they want to do with their bodies while also saying they’re not allowed to do what they want with their bodies.

Psh, Lamborghini is already sponsoring events:

I’ll vouch for the Mini people. The last time I had a car I liked messing with was during the dawn of Fast and Furious culture, where so many assholes were birthed. The Mini scene is quirky and eccentric and ALWAYS encouraging. It was an amazing breath of fresh air.

I remember my Seaman making fun of me for liking Dead or Alive 2. Like I didn’t have enough shame going on at that time of my life.

Maybe testing there is not a Rio good idea after all.

Here’s what’ll solve the whole thing: Simulated engine noise.

The eff...

He’s gone!? When’d that happen!?!?

Those turbos lol

I WANT TO BELIEVE may be the most clever shirt they’ve ever done. I bought it (and got the plate frame!).

“Just because a dated economy car-based performance vehicle is “reborn” into an all-new CUV isn’t a reason for me to hate it.”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does FUTURE so often equate to UGLY?

1st long drive I ever took - Chicago to Pittsburgh - was easy enough until it started raining. I was on cruise control when it started and went from drizzle to monsoon-on-steroids in a matter of 2 minutes. Time to slow down, right? So I turned off cruise. I didn’t apply the brake, I just turned cruise off. That broke…

Shoulda left him in, Joe.