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Hi Gina.

SONOVABITCH

No no no no NO NO NONONONOONONO

“The four is likely the B48 generation engine,”

But that’ll cut into his food budget.

Need’s more Knight’s and Magic

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How are you so sure about that? Not trying to be a dick, but the way people talk about this halo, you’d think it had kicked peoples’ dogs and stabbed their grandmas.

Grand Turismo is one of the best albums of the 90's. Fight me.

Perhaps you’re just...

Me in public VS me at home

It is supposed to be fun, but know what you have to work with. Being fat and playing as Jack the Pumpkin King is akin to putting Type R stickers, fender vents, and a huge spoiler on your 1994 Toyota Tercel.

This was the car that started it all. My uncle had one of these for a weekend in 1983 or 84 (it belonged to the company he worked for at the time and was a perk) It was just like this except it had a tan interior. I remember sitting on my dad’s lap and my uncle gunned it down Arlington Heights Road toward Higgins in…

Government do take a bite, don’t she?

Manage that cap well just for a bit and it’s worth it. Everyone seems to be salivating over the Chicago Blackhawks’ perceived decent into the Sarlacc pit named “Salary Cap Hell” after their 3 Stanley Cups, but even if that window is closing/closed, you would GLADLY take that trade every damn time.

I’M DYING

If I heard correctly, they’re scoring the series. I haven’t found it in full anywhere, but the song in the trailer is new, called “Spiky Seeds.”

Have a pissed off cat in the passenger seat.

Nice, but you could do better: