I wish I could give you more stars.

I said it was a learning experience hahaha

Yes, this was a learning experience on multiple levels. With that out of the way:

Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there Copernicus.

You have no idea how much I needed the laugh you just gave me. Thank you.

For $500 more you could get a base manual Mini Cooper S.

Which is what I did.

All these posts about this car and NO MISATO!? HOW DARE YOU!

My vote would go to The Rock. I just can’t see John Cena being President.

Good Lord, that gif! The whole I’m just thinking “stop Stop STOP!”

I blame Ze Germans.

This is really a National issue, to be honest. These rental companies are going to have Budget themselves to avoid losing Thrifty clients looking to Payless in this Economy. If they want to remain viable in an Enterprise such as this, they’ll need to utilize every Dollar better than they have in the past. I’m sure it…

Both from Chicago:

“The bulldozers are also cursed.”

DOA is still one of my favorite fighting game franchises.

Everyone’s bitching about the car, but can we take a moment to acknowledge what a fucking shot that is? I could watch that gif all day.

Aww, no 6000 LE Lane. :(

Serious question: Ferrari is so focused on its image that they get pissed when Deadmau5 puts a Nyan Cat wrap on one of their cars, but when multiple people rivet and bolt appliances to the sides of their cars, no one from Maranello seems to say a word in anger. WTF am I missing here?

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Teepublic sells the shirt.