Holy shit a Min-E Moke! Buy! BUY!

WOOF

DUDE

Please don’t fail me my 2015 Mini Cooper S...

Beat me by a minute!

Bumbles bounce!

Fuck. That’s all I got.

Santa sold that stunner better than anyone ever did. Feet off the ground and everything. What a sell.

I miss my babies:

Pretty childish act if you ask me. Makes me wonder how he was allowed in the clubhouse for as long as it's been.

“Surely there’s a reason this isn’t MY fault.”

That’s one of the things I really enjoyed about my Starion. I kept really good care of it but I drove it everywhere. It’d blow me away when i’d go to local car shows and guys would tout their 2nd owner 14K/mi Grand Nationals and such. WTF did you buy it for?

While biting his nails. Was I the only one who noticed that? It drove me nuts and I never say anyone else complain about it...

Melania Trump shops at Zara

So pale tho. If I looked like that I’d rent shirts b/c I’d never wear them but for formal occasions.

I thought the XBox One could use some work:

I had my 1st celebration at about 12 years old. I haven’t stopped celebrating since.

It’s like chatting with a relative you miss on a crappy Skype feed.

Now I miss them more and can’t wait to see them for real.

This looks pretty good. $10!? Well, I bought it.

For me it was Phantasy Star Online for Dreamcast and Original Xbox. I spent THOUSANDS of hours on that game, and I can’t for the life of me tell you why, other than I had such a blast playing it. Simple and fun.