*slow clap*

I got the clear from BS, so I'm showing it here. 2 Versions of it. This is "I Heart Opposite Lock":

Sorry, I was making a ref to this hahah:

Put it in "H"

I recently submitted one to Blipshift that I think is perfect for Jalops. I'm just waiting for a response from them to see if I can submit it here instead.

Yikes, don't post this on Jezebel.

Robin Williams as "Cortana"

That how I feel when I'm stuffed up and try to breathe out thru my nose.

I say, whatever contest you have, one of the choices should be KEEP IT. And I'm sure KEEP IT would win by a landslide. Then, it wouldn't be a direct gift from an automaker - it was the result of an online vote from commenters of the site.

YES

As a Starion owner, "NOOO! Those header panels are impossible to find in decent shape!"

Hang on, I'll be right there!

No no no NO. NO! NONONONONO! NOOOOOO! NO!

As long as he's not a quitter and name-soiler like Michael was to the Andretti name during his time in F1.

This is the most correctest statement ever made.

*sees Dead Or Alive article*

I was excited when I found they were doing this.

I heard some Pinkman kid took it.