“The sustainability of the regime.”

I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…

So when I tell you I’m having a fight about white privilege with this man, I’m slightly guilty because I’m moving in to gentrify a neighborhood, except I’m the first one here when nobody wants to live here.

whats good about this story is that im no longer forced to relive pizza rat over and over again by dum dums who think its charming

Yeah so when I lost my virginity, I didn’t bleed. My boyfriend yelled at me and accused me of lying to him (I didn’t). I cried and felt terrible...for being a (cis) female. Yay! PS I came out a few years later...thank God I realized I’m gay.

Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

No matter how many times I put fucked in my dictionary, it always thinks somehow, maybe this time, ducked makes more sense. Sigh.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Thanks, sir. It’s nice to be less alone.

I’m with you. Yes, his delivery was inartful, but his general point was a good one; women are a huge force in modern comedy and that’s exciting, and the old “why are there no women in comedy” questions are themselves pretty offensive. And he then acknowledged the medium’s failure to improve enough, pointed out it was…

“So my goddess witch mother referred me to the magic mushroom man”.

Somewhere in this forgettable dribble she said she took mushrooms to spice up her sex life since her husband looked at porn and it made her feelings go Wah WAH for the wahanbulance

I bet those are people that don’t go to the school, but live in the area and came to hear him speak.

Yeah. Sometimes I read stuff on Jezebel and think to myself: a) Man, these people have waaaaay too much time on their hands if they’re overthinking shit to this extent, and; b) she can’t write worth a damn and thinks she’s nowhere near as interesting, clever or amusing as she thinks she is. We get it, you like kinky…

Having an unconventional, unusual, risky, or rare experience (porn, mountain climbing, making every Julia Childs dish etc) is insufficient preparation for writing good prose. I wish more people got that.

There are kids at Liberty who’s parents picked the school for them. They are open to Bernie’s ideas, some of them already know they’re going to vote for him, secretly of course. Some are even secretly gay. Maybe in the aftermath of Bernie’s speech some of them will have the courage to speak out and hopefully find each…

A friend was raised in an extremely restricted, extremely religious family. One evening over a drink he movingly told the story of a comparative religion course that he took in college (the state university, BTW) where he had an ‘awakening’ of sorts. He saw clearly, for the first time, that while mythology can be a…

whats the point of any of this really

this girl is not listening, but is instead trying to reconcile her love of Dr. Ben Carson with her fear of black people