BOY IS MY FACE PUNCHABLE!

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

I'M GOING TO EMAIL YOU BUT CAN I PLEASE SUBMIT A STORY ABOUT THE TIME I HAD SEX WITH AN ARGENTINAN MAN ON THE PING PONG TABLE AT A HOSTEL AND THEN WAS ALMOST ARRESTED IN A DRUNKEN FALAFEL RELATED INCIDENT?

This will never not be funny to me. Never.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Let's be complete here. The bakery *was* going to make an appropriate cake for the message. However, when it became clear that the employees just couldn't shit enough, even after a whole box of Ex-Lax, they just didn't have enough appropriate ingredients on hand to make a suitable cake.

“Yea, though I walk through the Uncanny Valley of Porn, I will fear no breast physics for you are with me, my rod and my staff they comfort me.”

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

to be clear: 300 is a hilarious movie.

I’m terrible at book clubs because apparently I find things funny that no one else does?

Just more evidence that women don't have to fear retaliation for rejecting a man. OH WAIT?!?! Is this the kind of reaction women are afraid of? Still won't shut down the MRA's

I think they definitely darkened his skin. I mean, when Fred Armisen used to play Barack Obama, they definitely darkened his skin, which garnered some criticism. But Dwayne Johnson is literally the descendent of black American slaves who escaped to Canada. Fred Armisen is German/Japanese/Venezuelan.

Warms my heart to see so many jez readers support eugenics. It's almost as if (white) feminists have a long history of supporting such policies.

If you read the story, she and the baby were sleeping in the same bed and it died. If this were a wealthy, white Park Slope yuppie mother "Co-Sleeping", there wouldn't be charges because it would be a "tragic accident" or "SIDS".

Every time the state has sanctioned coerced sterilization, it has been abused. Every. Time.

That's like saying it's okay for a prosecutor to go to someone accused of theft and offer them a plea bargain with no jail time as long as they agreed to have their hands cut off as punishment.

I have no doubt there are people who should not be having any(more) children, but I'd love to see the stats on how often this option is offered to men. Prolly never?

As a healthcare provider serving in Virginia, this is no surprise to me. I have never seen a "legal" forced sterilization but I've seen some "Mississippi appendectomies" where a patient was essentially given a sterilization without her informed consent. Every single patient with this story has been a woman of color.