omg, this is why I am so happy that I finally bought myself a treadmill. I have a few free weights and I can stretch and do yoga in my living room, so I'm totally set for the boring/limited exercise routine that I normally do. Not having skeezy cross fit dudes up in your business is the absolute best. The best was…

Waiting for the MRA and broseph comments.

really? Because I usually see cars at work that are maintained the worst that belong to men.

OMGSOFUNNY! Get it?! Because women, amiright?! LOL THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND CARS.

"The kind of bombing you see on the nightly news…" You mean those bombs that they use on Planned Parenthood locations? The specifically NOT glittery variety?

"Pay no attention to the way we persecute sexual assault on both genders among our ranks."

"...A Few Good Women..."

Kayleigh Davis:

My anti-choice mother, when I told her I would be getting a Mirena IUD: "It doesn't stop eggs from being fertilized; it just stops them from implanting!" *wrings hands* Me: "I sure as hell hope so!" I don't owe anything to any goddamn egg.

God, this video x a million.

maybe if we stopped pretending like it's cute to wear someone down, we could then also stop pretending it's not okay to say yes, too. They go hand in hand...empowering people to make decisions they want by respecting and trusting them when they say what those wishes are.

And to those people I say: My mom went out with my dad because she wanted to meet my dad's roommate. He badgered her into dating him. He had to badger her into marrying him.

They fucking hate each other. It sounds romantic from the outside, but it is not. cute. up. close.

"Bless your heart" is the best phrase ever because it can mean literally anything you want it to. Plus, you can piss off a racist Southerner SO QUICKLY if you bless their hearts in response to whatever racism they've decided to spout off. It reduces them to the level of a child, it's fantastic.

The best smokescreen for gossip that Southerners (especially Southern Baptists) have come up with is the prayer request.

i just wanted to say i went to goodwill yesterday and the best most coolest thing i found was an elizabeth warren for senate navy fleece zip up sweatshirt. i picked that up right away and i love it. why would anyone throw that out?!!

I LOVE Goodwill. It's sort of ruined me for regular stores. You can't beat cashmere sweaters for $7.99. My Goodwill is in a wealthy area and I have gotten beautiful, quality garments for nothing. Can't even begin to tell you the amazing deals I've gotten!

But that bus was just trying to stay above 50 mph.

At this point, American Apparel isn't throwing them under the bus. American Apparel is the bus.