This is how you win.

Anyone else notice that his sideburns got larger as the test drive went on? That's M-power for ya.

I think its gonna take more than a few downloadable cars to get people playing this game again.

This is why I love Jalopnik. Very cool story, bro.

This isn't an original idea, but it would be cool to see one on the road.

Will I finally be able to pop popcorn with my headlights?

Every heroin addict in the world lusts after the vein on his forehead.

I wanna wrap twine around that dog's legs and watch it fall faster than it's odds at the dog track used to be.

This is the "two girls, one cup" of automotive videos. I know I didn't want to watch it, but I clicked anyway. Now I can never erase this from my mind.

VW

Hey look at that. Toyota used to know how to mount the engine the right way in small cars.

What's weird is that there are no visible cup holders or ventilation ducts. I dunno if I'd want my kids stuck back there with no amenities. They don't fold down, and who wants to lug out a 40-50 pound pair of seats every time they need to haul a golf bag or other bulky item? For what is being billed a futurist,…

So this was her 2nd DUI and she was driving on a suspended license. Awesome.

Jalopnik forgets so quickly about the iPhone 4 fiasco of your Gizmodo brethren. Before slamming Huffington and AB, maybe you should consider what was one of the biggest blog follies of all time.......something that happened Jalopnik's own camp.

It sounds like an old GM V6 out of a Beretta or something. Yuck.

The guy in the green buggy needs a lesson on the right way to "drive with the throttle."

I thought Chaz Bono had "his" breasts removed?

I am only 6'5" tall and don't fit in anything with less than 39" of headroom. My head scrapes the roof in a Mini for sure. You can't simply combine legroom and headroom to determine how tall you can be and fit in the car. Its more complicated than that.

"Courage is knowing what not to fear." -Plato.

At least this time they used all 2012 fenders. That's progress, right?