You wanna bet the kid wasn't doing this outside of Churches and Day Care centers?

There is a time and place for the HOON. On residential streets, outside of churches, and schools is not the place. Kyle Bush is an asshat and your failing to recognize that irresponsible hooning in those particular areas puts you in line for an asshat fitting also.

What?? Speeding in an area which regularly hosts the elderly (church) and children (day care) is irrelevant? Where do you live, where are you kids/nieces/nephews going to school so we can all speed around there. Then let's see you call the location irrelevant.

Heart Click for the Honey Badger reference.

Meh.. it's not the term, or honorific, that I'm defending, it's the proper use of it.

He was overheard mumbling to himself as he wandered the halls.. "Florida, wtf.. why would anybody wanna go there with all of the alligators, seniors, and brain eating amoebas. I don't give a damn about Mickey Mouse."

It would be nice if the author had included patent #0000001. It would make a nice bookend to the other examples.

GO SWEDE!

Mova.. yes CELEBRITY mom's get called that all the time but they aren't calling themselves that to begin with, somebody else is. If you want to consider yourself an attractive, even a sexy mom that's fine. But you can't call yourself a MILF until somebody else does it for you first. That's like me saying I'm The…

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Doit2Julia!, I'm sorry but MILF was in use wayyyy before American Pie. I definitely recall using the term at least 15 years before then, and we were using it to refer to any sexy mom that we'd like to 'play' with.

I effen spit coffee out my nose. heart click

Bingo, and I 'Rolling Inertia' is exactly what I was going for but for some reason Inertia was escaping me. And.. me thinks you knew all of this already. :P So a heart click for the exercise.

I'm assuming you aren't trolling so.. :)

As soon as I saw that the chevy had the bigger tires I knew it was screwed.

You sir are a pig amongst pigs. I salute you!

I can't stop grinning.. that was epic and over the top in a way that even P.T. Barnum would go "Son... could you tone it down a bit, you gotta leave them wanting more."

You can fit a lot of porn into 16gb.

Absolutely! Everybody is NOT a winner. I'm not saying they should be singled out and promoted, nor torn down. But I see more and more of this all the time. Kids not prepared for failure, not knowing how to cope with it. Kids entering the job force with no work ethic thinking they'll just be promoted because…

This is the new generation.. one that we've made by allowing our school systems to coddle them by letting them have do-overs. Kids who can't handle failure because they never had to deal with the consequences of this misaction or misbehavior. I don't advocate abuse of a child in any way but this overly PC view that…