I really don’t know what to make of the text in the bottom right. Like isn’t that kinda self evident? 

Dude, everyone knows that human cocks cannot withstand the glory of angel pussy. Where did you study theology? 

i mean i’m gonna go see it but no amount of marketing is gonna make me forget this is a shawn levy movie at the end of the day.

Yep. It basically was the standard ID true crime porn.

I wouldn’t mind a live action reboot of Exo-Squad.

GARGOYLES

Literally the only thing I remember about this movie is “The dishes are done, man!” line from the end of the trailer.

No love for Danny “isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance” Torrance?

Its a shame the History Channel didn’t produce this, then we could have found out that hidden Nazi gold and Space Aliens were also involved

I mean, they made him like a child. Lacking most vestiges of common sense or knowledge. He’s selfish and likes things that make him feel good or powerful. The common sense approach to his situation would be to tell those he came across that his Knight had died but that he was going to use the armor to complete their…

“We just hope whoever is chosen as the Golden Bachelorette learns from her predecessors”

Elba’s age at this point is another thing going against him, frankly.

Hey at least it’s not an article about a Tweet, an episode recap masquerading as a review, or a slideshow!

About 11 months ago counting as “just aired” for the third season threw me off a little and made me wonder if I missed more new content  

I wouldn’t say Netflix just aired Season 3 of I Think You Should Leave (it’s been almost a year and it better be coming back for season 4), but a new Tim Robinson project is always good news.

Jimmy Donaldson, aka MrBeast, is a philanthropic YouTube creator

Since all of the gizmodo family editors are doing these, can someone do “top 50 white nationalist recruitment propaganda on tiktok” next? How about “top 30 illegal/cruel tiktok pranks”? “99 tiktoks that induce body dismorphia in teens and teach them unhealthy/pseudoscience ‘cures’ for their perceived inadequacies 🤫🧏”…

At the very least, Leprechaun 4 should be there, since it portrays the Irish’s important role in the history of space travel.