Wow, does the AVClub practice selective outrage or what?

Yes, the fragile sensibilities of those who don’t want physical violence at an awards show they’re attending. How dare they...

Smith has done plenty of apologizing and groveling to the fragile sensibilities of his fellow actors and the Academy, while still being revered as some deranged psycho for slapping another grown man. He won the award, just engrave it, and then we can all move on and stop acting like it’s the most violent thing that’s…

we’ll paraphrase thusly: Please do not act like rampaging dicks if EEAAO doesn’t win any awards.

Return of the King is easily the weakest of the trilogy as well, but I always interpreted that win as the acknowledgement of the collective achievement and cultural impact of all three films.

Pluto has long held the “how is this streaming service legal and what kind of data are they stealing from me” title, successfully fending off fellow impossible-to-believe streamer Tubi

You sure come off like a bitter judgmental jerk kylie

By definition, if you have an explanation, it can’t be a UFO. Or even an UAP.

Says the website with a fake Japanese name.

‘Only Pedro Pascal could make us thirsty with the line, “You focus right here or I’ll pop your fucking kneecap off.” Yes, zaddy, pop it.’

Tell your children not to walk her way…

Another case of “so-and-so drank the kool-aid but the guys who poured it fired him and have decided to add more arsenic.”

It would seem that the most practical way to address this is to only consider actual USD that entered the FTX system as “currency”, and to consider any crypto tokens as $0 USD. Counting crypto as actual “money” just obscures the truth. So, if you invested $10M in USD, you are a creditor of that amount. Whatever these…

“I think it caused trouble for my friends [at Valve], and made their lives harder.”

I have to disagree with a lot of these picks. For me the worst of these directors:

How about you take the finger off the react button for a little while? 

With all due respect, who the hell plays an RPG like this? All those quests you mentioned were doable way before the end of the game. I know this because I got to the point where that bodyguard guy said we had to survey a parade route and I did like 40 hours of sidequests instead. Seriously, I’m dumbfounded here that…

“But then something weird happened”

I can’t fathom mainlining the main quest in any game really, I always try and sample everything the game has to offer.

...he claimed he just learned that his degree was in Liberal Studies after requesting his official transcript. “When I pulled my transcript to verify, I realized I was mistaken,” Ogles said in a statement. “I apologize for my misstatement.”