Look at that! You just wrote an entire country song!

Come on, Mes. They’re saving themselves for the right cheating husband.

Instead, the secret point bonuses led people to feel gaslit about how difficult it was to achieve three stars on lighter characters.

#SlideshowSoWhite

This will probably come across as hardcore “whataboutism”, so with that out of the way:

Still waiting for Mando to be “good stuff” 

My god, what will kids have on in the background during sick days after The Price Is Right? 

Glad to hear this. I’ve been having a lot of impostor syndrome lately, and if someone like Goldsman can make massive money writing shit scripts, then maybe I can write my stupid internet shorts. 

Taylor Swift often writes songs with characters with names that could go be male or female, then writes about what clearly could stand-in for queer longing, then waits a little and is like “they’re straight”...that’s queerbaiting. Harry Styles plays to homoeroticism, but he is not actually interested in it, he is only…

That second half of season 5 was also released with virtually no promotion whatsoever.

Joker may be the single worst movie I’ve ever seen.

“Queerbaiting” AKA “I’ve decided you’re gay based solely on how you act and nothing else.”

In related news, I stepped over some dogshit earlier, rather than walking directly into it. So I can definitely understand Cate Blanchett’s impulse here!

I’m the first one to call out an episode, or a whole show for being painfully plodding (Mayfair Witches and The Watchful Eye are two shows that I’m rapidly growing impatient with), but, to me, this episode did not feel like it was ‘dawdling’.

Are you maybe confusing editorials with op-eds? The whole point of an op-ed is it isn't the editorial position.

I was leaving Britney alone before it was cool

I’ve been hearing that Picard season 3 is course correcting and to quote Captain Kirk, “Don’t believe them! Don’t trust them!”

How can someone *possibly* write about animated shows with a similar vibe to the “sardonic jaded scientist” sensibility of R&M and not include The Venture Bros, the vastly better written show R&M so desperately wishes it could be?

Hot Take:  Killmonger was a bitch.