Stupid characters ruined it for me. Watching stupid characters do stupid things in horror movies is a peeve of mine. But yeah, that ending was groan-inducing and just felt awkward and tacked on. I don’t understand the leap of logic the woman in the diner made to be reminded of “that guy in the wheelchair.” Oh they…

(or “Jumbo,” as he’s apparently called at first)

I want them to retcon everything that happened in TLJ. It was all a horrible force vision by Luke. And I’d like more than a day to pass between movies so I can suspend some disbelief that the main characters are actually friends and companions instead of strangers who literally just met. And I’d like a satisfying…

I’ve been imagining him with a Bob Hoskins kind of voice. They should’ve gone with grizzled/hardboiled detective or upper-class English detective instead of Dead Pool detective.

In what color space would that be considered blue hair?

I hated it, and my influence knows no bounds.

The only thing they really need to do is create a proper cinematic for Illidan vs Arthas like they originally intended.

Every grocery store I frequent rarely rearranges items in the store.

Why isn’t [insert race/culture/gender/sexual orientation/species/form of matter] represented in my video game?

They rarely kill anyone off except C-tier characters, which is why they keep introducing new characters, so there are fresh nobodies to kill off to keep up the illusion that no one is safe.

Maxed spear-throwing stat but no points put into the sword skill.

So by your logic, you’re obviously going to steal this game now.

Featuring Evil Mario, Evil Splatoon person, Ganondorf, Evil Marth...

This reminds me of the first time I played Witcher 3. At first, I carefully navigated my horse around townsfolk because I feared running them down and killing them. And I constantly fought off nearby wolves attacking villagers for fear that some random no-name NPC would permanently die. and I’d miss out on a quest or…

Born of the Clan MacLeod.

Phantasmagoria was cheesy even back then. I’m sure the over-the-top acting and gore are even more funny now and would make good gif fodder.

Myth II: Soulblighter immediately comes to mind.

I remember not being scared at all by this movie. In fact it was a bit underwhelming. I grew up with these kinds of movies, so it didn’t faze me at all. And yet it STILL gave me a vivid, horrifying nightmare that night.

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