But someone was picked on as a kid and called Apu, and if it weren’t for Simpsons, he would’ve been the most popular kid in school.

What does speaking with a dialect have to do with speaking with an accent? Most immigrants have accents. It’s a fact, not a stereotype.

The Abyss sounds like Dragonlance’s hell of the same name.

I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled and glad I finally found someone posted this.

Reminds me of a commercial... I think it was for skincare or some shit, and the background music sounded like it was trying to ripoff a few seconds of the piano part of “That’s Just the Way It Is,” but then it would play random notes as if to cover it up.

I do too. Freschetta is the best frozen pizza I’ve had, and I’ve converted others to it as well. I’ve never heard of Jack’s or Home Run. I distinctly remember DiGiorno’s tasting like school cafeteria pizza. I always forget what Red Baron or Tombstone taste like, and I only ever buy them because they’re cheaper and…

You’d think all of the monsters would just move out of the one town the monster-hunter lives in?

The Coven witches did identify themselves as witches, and they were on TV, but the only thing iconic about them was how they made me stop caring about American Horror Story.

Yeah that claim could’ve used a citation or explanation. In fact, that would’ve been a better article than one about some random dude playing in armor.

It’s not just Amazon. Google doesn’t allow its apps on Amazon either.

I don’t get this “accept responsibility” take that I see when someone wants to dismiss a celebrity whose career has been ruined.

It’s better to be safe and assume both of them.

He was probably the best part of Arkham Knight too.

Chiller makes me think of this instead.

Yeah, he was the best thing about that disappointing movie, and then he turned into a waxy-looking CGI Johnny Depp, and it killed what little interest I still had. I feel like the casting should’ve at least been reversed.

It will look something like this.

It’s preferable to Neo has wireless Matrix powers or whatever the fuck the explanation is for him having powers in the “real world.”

That’s exactly what I thought at the end of Reloaded too.

My excitement at the end of X-Men 2 was destroyed by Last Stand, and I don’t expect this movie to be any better since they’ve already fucked up by rushing the Dark Phoenix story.

Adblocker most likely.