Next time you see the boys, you get this series of lines from Rick Moranis.

Yep, just like this scene from Strange Brew

I mean, Mephisto is all about that low hanging fruit… why spend any effort trying to corrupt people when there are plenty of Christians who are already corrupt?

I will never stop laughing at the irony of people who believe that and yet say they are christian.

Except the Solstice coupe with a hardtop. A manual GXP with a hardtop would be in my driveway if I had the means of storing and affording it

Well, I don’t care enough to *die* over it, but the 11th generation Thunderbird is a pretty car, and 280 hp is nothing to be ashamed of. 100 years from now the fact that Americans don’t buy nice little two seaters will be rightly recognized in the history books as one of the major causes of our inevitable fall as a…

I’ve had one for 10 years and its awesome (pic not mine). You either get people who love the styling and raucous nature, or you get the miata and s2k fanbois who will find any excuse not to like it.

The 2003 Chevy Silverado. Updated front fascia opted for harder lines and aggression, putting it at odds with the rest of the design, in which all straight angles are sanded off. They released a decent design, decided it wasn’t protective enough of the buyers’ insecurities, and then drew angry eyebrows on it.

I can’t not think it’s saying “herpa derpa derpa derp” every time I see it.

I think the Lincoln MKVIII neon light bar is critically missing. 

Everyone knows the airplane and Amelia are in the Delta Quadrant. 

Oh, sorry, I did not see “protect fragile ego” in the requirements, my bad 🤣. 

Get a minivan. There are plenty with sub-8 sec 0-60 times and a few with sub-7 sec 0-60 times. At school you can just open the door remmotly and the kid can hop in and out. Also their friends and all kinds of stuff are easy to haul around.

Jumping in before someone else posts the AMC Eagle. The first full-time 4x4 car and the first American made car with 4x4. Possibly the first crossover vehicle if you want to call it that.  Could be had with the straight 6 and a manual.  What a beast.

Yeah, even after I “outgrew” the FP cars and people - I used that thing for a garage for my hotwheels.

Posting the AMC Eagle Sport Wagon for awareness.

Modest but amazing score:

Now now... let’s all get along and realize how bad it could have been.

BEHOLD! The Dodge Journey’s original interior
(please refrain from making excess wretching noises)

Any Cerberus-era Chrysler product - this was the saddest era of cost-cutting and bottom-line design, at least in my conscious memory.