Everyone knows the airplane and Amelia are in the Delta Quadrant. 

Oh, sorry, I did not see “protect fragile ego” in the requirements, my bad 🤣. 

Get a minivan. There are plenty with sub-8 sec 0-60 times and a few with sub-7 sec 0-60 times. At school you can just open the door remmotly and the kid can hop in and out. Also their friends and all kinds of stuff are easy to haul around.

Jumping in before someone else posts the AMC Eagle. The first full-time 4x4 car and the first American made car with 4x4. Possibly the first crossover vehicle if you want to call it that.  Could be had with the straight 6 and a manual.  What a beast.

Yeah, even after I “outgrew” the FP cars and people - I used that thing for a garage for my hotwheels.

Posting the AMC Eagle Sport Wagon for awareness.

Modest but amazing score:

Now now... let’s all get along and realize how bad it could have been.

BEHOLD! The Dodge Journey’s original interior
(please refrain from making excess wretching noises)

Any Cerberus-era Chrysler product - this was the saddest era of cost-cutting and bottom-line design, at least in my conscious memory.

I call your 1990's GM and raise you early 2000s Dodge Caliber. I had a new, low mileage rental once.

I had one and it was a really good handling car at the time.

The 1990's RSX-7, obviously! It’s 30 years old and I think that on the outside (minus the pop-up headlights), it could pass as a brand new car today.

Agents of SHIELD, for me, was pretty okay for most of the first season. Some low points, some high points, it was fine. Then that last six-episode or so run coinciding with Captain America: The Winter Soldier was hot fire. I was all-in and loved almost all of it (Season 6 was a little rough, but the insanity of Season…

DS9 was like “All Good Things... was good but how about instead of one hour we do like... nine.”

Like for real they did a series ending arc longer than nearly every TV show does for an entire season now and not a single minute in there is wasted.

I’m here for this comment. Whether it’s recency bias, or  bias against sci-fi, both “All Good Things...” and “What You Leave Behind” deserve to be on this list. Nailing the landing for any long, beloved show is difficult, but Star Trek managed it twice.

Neither TNG or DS9 on this list? Do better.

I still use my 64GB Zune on a regular basis.

I might be alone here but I don’t particularly care for exclusives. I’d just rather have a good platform with good games that functions. My Xbox gets more use than any of my other devices that have good exclusives save for the few weeks I’ll play a zelda or a Spider-man. I still have no intention of getting a PS5 just…

Before anyone starts quoting self defense and “stand your ground” laws, these examples are all straight up murder. There isn’t even a debate over it. The perpetrators are going to prison, where they belong.