Still a game I play regularly on PC and my Vita. It definitely deserves a sequel. Better than Mario Kart any day.

But it is a kart race, in which you use karts. If he joins up, he needs to use karts, no matter how fast he is otherwise. Those are the rules.

It’d be like asking why aren’t motorcycles allowed in the Tour de France.

I mean, I get the joke, but it makes little sense lol
Of course, Sonic could be a massive ass and run to…

Give him a Flinstone’s foot powered car..

Why would he be on his feet in a kart race?
Why would the Flash be running in the Nascar race?

Do you use a Tiger Helicopter in a Nascar race to be faster at the finish line?

It’s a kart race.

1. Because that would be fair to the other racers

Want to “win” E3?

A lot of assumptions there. The least of which is that he wouldn’t have died due to health issues after facing a difficult presidency and we’d be in the middle of a Sarah Palin clusterfuck.

The only trouble with that relatively elegant design is that, if it started raining while open, it’d collect water and then douse the cabin with it when the owner goes to close it.

I can paint my dishwasher red and put a nice set of wheels on it, but at the end of the day, its still a dishwasher.

Amazing that for the same planet, at roughly the same distance from the sun, one moon can be nothing but ice while the other is nothing but lava. Seems almost impossible, but there it is.

My guess it’ll be remnant tech that does more or less the same thing.

Or just go take ONE spot at the back of the lot. Parking in two spots is asking for some guy who lives life angry at the world to key your car. Or block your door.

Hooray for ME and piss on YOU - - is how my dad explained to me what is now the republican mantra.

Look at how Joe Walsh (noted Cuck and giant Dick) worded his dissent —pay for somebody else’s health care.

I would argue that even the most progressive countries are also subject to financial shenanigans at the highest level, but American citizens seem less politically invested on an individual level. Plus a lot of people vote against their own interests because they’ve been culturally sold on ideals as an identity rather…

The US has a long, sordid history of “rugged individualism” that is mostly bullshit. Politicians appeal to that idea and get people to go against their own best interests so the politicians can funnel money to their buddies instead of building a society.

That car was so Meh people forgot that you had already feathered it for “Meh Monday”.....

The 2-door GLS version looked like a cross between an Escort, Thunderbird and Ambien:

It gets to the heart of I fear I’ve had before... What if you bought a truck used and was unaware of, and never used the switch, but it was discovered by an asshole cop who now charges you with “intent to roll coal” even though you didn’t have any such intent.

I don’t want an alarm in my classic car, but a previous…

EA is nobody’s friend. If EA were an ice cream flavor, it’d be pralines and dick.