I’ll get crucified for this but:

Ford Tempo!!! Do the Ford Tempo, I dare you to find one.

Wouldn’t fit the “music games are dead” narrative ;)

Nice guys generalize women as being the problem for why they can’t find a stable relationship?

Fedora used “pity!”

Trilby. Fedora is the Indiana Jones hat. It actually has more in common with a stetson or and Aussie Bush cap. Wide brim, made for keeping sun out of your eyes.

oh man is this a real post

Is this post satire?

ScarJo and Jeremy Renner (the cardboards that they are) are two of the worst casting choices followed shortly but Mark Ruffalo

No, it was the biker gang. Punisher kills a crapload of them in DD2, and they get named dropped in Iron Fist.

They appeared in a couple Agents of Shield eps as I recall, most notably the one that Sif guest starred on, with the Spear of Berserking.

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.

Get the damn minivan and fuck what anyone else thinks.

If you did it? Unless you’re a gajillionaire all the bits you break trying to do it will fuck it up.

No I spent all my money on forza DLC

Wait you mean swapping in a twin turbo lambo v12 and awd conversion into a gmc vandura costs more than 30 grand and won’t actually be able to go 270mph? Nonsense! #forzalogic

Polished the headlight covers. Lady next door asked me if I bought a new car.

“The government needs to leave people alone.”

This issue, and also the stellar deal, is the reason why I drive a Suzuki Kizashi. My 2011 is a 6 speed manual but in the 2nd highest trim. I have a power driver’s seat, Bluetooth phone and audio, 425W (RMS) 10 speaker audio, moonroof, Sport suspension, and some other goodies. Even the top-spec SLS with leather, nav,…