one thing you do have to give this guy credit for is just HOW brazen he was about the whole act.

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Also, anything in a Kender household that stays for more than a couple of weeks is considered an heirloom.

Did anyone here read Dungeons & Dragons Dragonlance novels in middle school? No one? Well, I did. There was one line in those; I think it was either in the Legends trilogy but could have been Chronicles. “There is an old Kinder saying, act like you belong and the walls will blend in to hide you.” or something like…

he verified nothing other than the Tesla doesn’t NEED more than 2. Any programmer with a damn will program for system failures and cameras becoming unusable due to obstruction.

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

If it’s two-inches of pubic hair limiting your spacial options, maybe you should consult a groomer. Or perhaps a landscape architect.

Never let the ignorance of the bourgeois influence your choice of automotive purchases.

Terrific! Do this in a Mustang and it attacks passersby. Do it in a Volvo and receive the gift of CDs.

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

This is exactly the stuff I’m looking for.

On my Golf SportWagen...when you first start it up and don’t put your seatbelt on, sometimes it chimes five times, sometimes it chimes six times. And I can’t figure out why. It’s got nothing to do with seat position, the existence of a passenger, the headlamps, or the use of the parking brake. I think it’s a glitch.

I mean, true you don’t see it on every corner, but most people are just going to assume it’s a Porsche until they get a close look at it, then they’ll assume it’s some weird kit Porsche, which it kind of is, but not really. Like when you pick some obscure costume for Halloween thinking “this is going to be really…

Definite NP. If I was two inches shorter and could be assure that I could keep my pubic hair and still be allowed to drive it.

Two to spread one to scrape.

That is a scary thought. And I still dont know how to use the seashells.

A retractable steering wheel? The further we go with self-driving cars the more and more the future looks like Demolition Man

That thing is too pretty to not drive.

Some cars. Not everyone has an arrow. I want to say some use the side of the pump the hose is shown on as an indicator as well.

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