These ads come in through those third-party services we don’t control, but yeah, they’re real shitty. I’ll bring it up with the powers that be. Thank you.

Jalopnik/Gawker/Univision readers. Just a heads up: The above advertisement is complete and total bullshit. You get nothing, there is no free shit, it’s a complete scam that is just used to gather your personal information. Don’t click on it.   

“Properly” “working” “Yugo”

It is a properly working Yugo.

I think it would be a fascinating Jalopnik piece if you tried to restore it to whatever resembles a properly working Yugo. I estimate that will cost approximately 17 dollars.

It’s the first I’ve ever encountered to actually have a significant amount of positive camber on the front tires

drivers not paying attention

This folks is classic sub-standard highway design, yes that exit ramp curve is pretty sharp for drivers not paying attention to the fact that the lane they are doing 80mph in is about to veer off. That radius on the off ramp is very small given how close it is to the highway. Yes there is technically a bunch of…

Straighten the curve.

#justoldpeoplethings

Challenge accepted.

Well, can you blame them?

The only better place to land is probably a hospital.

When business is slow, they grease the off-ramp.

What kind of dog would a Bully Whippit turn into? I’m thinking either some special edition Zonda like the LM Roadster or like one of those crazy jet powered tractor pull rigs.

ZEEE EYE ENN GEE

How long have you been stewing over this, Jason?

I always get French onion soup if it’s on the menu. I’ve been disappointed less times than i expected to be.

I’d love to have a French Onion button, but then I’d have to pull over to enjoy the melted cheese and baguette. Soup is a lot harder to eat while driving compared to fries.