inb4 Porsche purist complaints

It’s fairly aerodynamic, without any flashy bits attached. That’s kinda what “function over form” is all about.

If you pick out a loud/bright/bold color for your car, you probably like to drive a little faster than the average driver. Simple as that. Black can be considered “bold” in most cases.

Current investment: ~$5k
With $10-15k in better parts, this could be the Nicest Price on the planet.

There are no excuses for such a dumb mistake

“you ICE hole!”

What’s it like to drive an electric appliance of a car, produced by a company known for its drivers cars?

This is traditional:

Maybe for LeMons.

I find your lack of Mercedes 300SE/300D disturbing.

More masculine, yes, but also somehow uglier.

nnNNNNNNNNNNOPE.

why

Ditch the wheels and most-likely-pointless bike rack and window bits, and you have a solid, utilitarian van.

That’s not really “better” IMO, mostly because I’m not a fan of chrome-strip bumpers.

COTD?

This ‘kart seems janky as hell.

Shown: Where you want to be this very second.

It looks like a truck wearing a gigantic welding mask.