Who would have thought that a vehicle intended to protect you in a battle would also protect you from a rocket engine’s exhaust?

“Two.”

“Go fish.”

Please explain this:

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy with a truck.

Long story short, a friend and I went hiking about a month ago and got totally lost on some hot, sandy trails surrounded by small farms. He was carrying most of our supplies, so he got tired first. I left him behind for about an hour, brought the car to the nearest road, and picked him up there. The “I left him behind…

The Model S is still better.

Congrats, you’ve signed your own death warrant by using the phrase.

Stancegate.

...what

Thankfully I wasn’t wearing my headphones when the stream attempted to load.

RIP headphone users.

I’m reading this on a flatscreen TV; that’s freakin’ massive! [/kidding]

That would make sense if they weren’t eating pizza.

That works too, totally-not-the-Heavy-from-TF2.

The grease can very well contain germs.

*bad mechanics

That’s...not sanitary.

The apex vent, and everything around it (I can only guess that firing around the center of the Union Jack would hit SOMETHING load-bearing).

TL;DR Union Jack = a nice big target for KGB members to shoot at.

I’m referring to the placement of the filter itself: right up against some very, very hot parts.