why

Ditch the wheels and most-likely-pointless bike rack and window bits, and you have a solid, utilitarian van.

That’s not really “better” IMO, mostly because I’m not a fan of chrome-strip bumpers.

COTD?

This ‘kart seems janky as hell.

Shown: Where you want to be this very second.

It looks like a truck wearing a gigantic welding mask.

Who would have thought that a vehicle intended to protect you in a battle would also protect you from a rocket engine’s exhaust?

“Two.”

“Go fish.”

Please explain this:

Beat me to it.

TBH I doubt that kind of program would be easy to fund.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy with a truck.

*checks watch*
It’s already on fire.

Nope, still ugly.

Long story short, a friend and I went hiking about a month ago and got totally lost on some hot, sandy trails surrounded by small farms. He was carrying most of our supplies, so he got tired first. I left him behind for about an hour, brought the car to the nearest road, and picked him up there. The “I left him behind…

The Model S is still better.

Congrats, you’ve signed your own death warrant by using the phrase.