Stancegate.

...what

Thankfully I wasn’t wearing my headphones when the stream attempted to load.

RIP headphone users.

I’m reading this on a flatscreen TV; that’s freakin’ massive! [/kidding]

That would make sense if they weren’t eating pizza.

That works too, totally-not-the-Heavy-from-TF2.

The grease can very well contain germs.

*bad mechanics

That’s...not sanitary.

The apex vent, and everything around it (I can only guess that firing around the center of the Union Jack would hit SOMETHING load-bearing).

TL;DR Union Jack = a nice big target for KGB members to shoot at.

I’m referring to the placement of the filter itself: right up against some very, very hot parts.

Subtle, and not at all a good indicator of where the center (i.e. one of the most important parts) of the parachute is.

COTD!

the ways GM has improved most of them over the years.

Blackwood? Yeah, no.

I’d post a pic of wood in my car, but it’d be lewd.

Reason number 4 is self-perpetuating.

At that point, you inform him that his offer is too low, then smack him in the face and tell him that’s all he’ll get from you.

I’m slightly disappointed by this.