Marketing exec: “Gotta put GMC all over the vehicle so kids remember what their favorite truck brand should be!”

The cost of this system is probably double that of the rest of the vehicle.

All the dakka you need to punch through walls, vehicles, and people.

I’m no Land Rover expert, what’s wrong with the LR3?

“German forces OP plz nerf”

inb4 “You’re fucking awful.”

I’ve been lusting over a pre-350Z Z for a while.

THISTHISTHIS!

Here’s the gif you wanted.

*hipster voice* I only read articles that aren’t written on Fridays.

Unless there’s something cushier than this...

Why can’t we have a 2-seater Tesla again?

That sounds more like an amazing small vehicle (think Zamboni-sized) for cleaning up the scraps left behind by demolition derby matches.

It is actually tipping over a porta-potty.

I was just joking about the “I can’t see anything else now.” bit.

Start them young and they’ll never outgrow racing.

I...think you’d end up being run over in the process of stopping a speeding car.

Oh really?

It’s really not that small at all.

Er, wrong comment?

+1 for making me laugh.