Tired, yes. Banal, probably. True, OFC! Also no, the Clubman is not that small.

Still too big to be a true Mini.

To be fair, there have been greedy scientists and engineers in the past.

NICE PRICE.

No, because I seriously doubt a $0.25 donut would be safe to eat.

*Obviously self-interest is best interest.

Was this taken by a turret-mounted camera or something?

TBH radioactivity doesn’t make many living things more dangerous.

Wii condom?

(Seriously though, I’ve seen rust on rotors before, it’s just a matter of how much. Living in San Diego, in an area away from the beach, has kept me blissfully ignorant of many rust-related issues.)

OH GOD THE RUST

*snerk*

IDK who this guy is, but he looks impossibly douchey.

It looks more like the paper stuff wasn’t taken all the way off.

[internally dying internally]

So we’re not going to talk about the fact that this guy is wearing denim on denim?

Would you rather have all that stuff obvious, or would you rather have it hidden while you buy a $0.25 donut for $3?

Shown: Pointless, if not counterproductive, body mods.
Not shown: Taste, class, etc.

Definite Crack Pipe.

Siri does some other stuff, too, but nothing too fancy. You can tell Siri, “Play Daft Punk,” and a Daft Punk track will start playing, if you have it in your Music library. You can ask Siri for baseball scores, and she’ll give you a rundown. But if you try to ask Siri to search the web for something while driving,…