“Drive and drive and never stop driving”?

Not shown: Someone that should be in charge of Volkswagen.

Been there, done that.

That works too.

“Not Safe For Life”.

I stopped reading at “all-new”.

1: ...So you’re on Jalopnik instead of working?
2: I didn’t mean to emulate it this second, I’m just saying to do it more often than that.

Why not?

Huh. I just assumed that the console versions were all the same, based on my experience with the PS2 version. Thanks for clearing that up!

Midnight Club 1: Never played it, but allegedly it’s even more difficult than MC2 because of horrendous glitches. Also, no car customization.
Midnight Club 2: AMAZING but really really really difficult. Also, no car customization.
Midnight Club 3: AMAZING, and slightly less difficult than MC2. Also, there’s a lot more…

...and I’m just sitting here, emulating GT.

Also: You can invoke Artificial Stupidity by editing tracks to have screwy or impossible AI driver lines.

PLEASE play Stunts. It’s better in most aspects.

I’d argue that the original Flatout played slightly better, but then again the original Flatout had an invisible string connecting your steering wheel and your gas pedal.

“You dropped your transmission, klutz!”

Even if I COULD recommend a post-Hot-Pursuit-2 NFS game, I’d have to recommend the original Underground because the driving physics were less fake.

PS2/Xbox/etc. console versions of NFSHP2 are outright better, but loads more difficult.

EDIT: Apparently only the PS2 version is outright better, but loads more difficult.

If only I could get that to run properly today!