Slidy racecars confirmed for best racecars.

Tried it on the most difficult mode, then crashed into walls until the shifter stopped responding. Fun, though.

And shame on you if you’ve played the PC version but none of the other versions (the PC version is neutered, in terms of difficulty and vehicle physics, plus it has fewer tracks IIRC).

I’m trying to like this, but I just can’t. It’s too ‘90s.

The “thingy” is an eagle eating a snake, but a lot of flags miss that detail for some reason.

Suddenly I’m worried about my own safety.

Fox News would call that “recycled nutrition donation”.
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She needs more downforce!

“Just look at the size of those potholes!”

COTD!

Even if you don’t need them, they’re classy as fuck.

It’s not a great laptop on the basis that the keyboard is impossibly hard on your fingers.

That works.

You’re a fucking hero, and I salute you.

No clue. All I know for a fact is that the MPGs are the only real reason she drives it.

Personally, I’d skip the Lightning as well.

What the fuck?

Not 100% certain about the wheel choice, but everything else here is solid.

Somewhere in the world, a Brat just disintegrated, thanks to you. Now keep it down with the s-word if you want the rest to survive.