I feel sorry for Optimus’ cousin.

(Seriously though, it was a shame that it ended up the way it did. So much potential!)

Nah, it was garbage from start to finish.

Garbage? You’re kidding, right?

*gust of wind (?)

At least it’s fun in any NFS game you find it in.

Four wheels, four cylinders...no brain.

Success!...Well, mostly. If I were Wanksy, I’d go back and spray over any successfully-filled potholes.

Someone PLEASE make a superhero costume for Wanksy.

It could be a similar phenomenon to the Ford Explorer (alleged by Aging Wheels): you never go out to buy an Explorer, you just end up with one.

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I’d like to add a corollary to that first statement. My dentist of choice once owned a ‘90s BMW (either a sporty two-door or a sporty four-door, none of that low-grade ragtop convertible nonsense), then bought a Prius after the BMW got too expensive to own. Every time she talks about the Prius, she compares it very…

Because A) its keyboard is horrendous by any measure, B) it’s extremely expensive, and C) it only has one USB port (which isn’t even a standard, full-size USB port). Check reviews of it.

If the Reliant Robin is an engineering joke, then the latest Apple laptop is a fucking riot. Or at least it will be, until the first repetitive-stress-injury claims are filed.

Please, tell us more about how you’re perfection embodied and the people who suggested this are complete oxygen thieves, your majesty.

$4.1k for an incredibly slow museum piece? Crack Pipe for me, Nice Price for a true collector.

AI know a few people over Steam whose names would be a little weird out of context, like “Dr Pavel Im CIA”.*

*No, I don’t get the reference.

Wrong game.

*are

...Okay, this is actually pretty good.

Everything about this message is is just dumb.