“World of Warcraft”? Are you even trying?

THIS.

...You’re kidding, right?

“I’m sorry*, what I meant to say was ‘I’ll be testing my more-ambitious SpaceX projects in their areas’.”
-Elon Musk, three seconds after the previous quote.

*As a Canadian, he is obligated to apologize at random.

Both, now that you bring it up.

That’s practically COTD material.

“RAN WHEN PARKED”, too.

2/12? I’d expected to do better than that, at least 4/12.

I’ve worked with a really old one and a fairly new one; they seem to be identical.

I don’t think it’s normal for a consultant.

*an actor

Nice Price all day long...but I think I might have some trouble registering it here in California.

I can see where you’re coming from, but personally I haven’t had much trouble with those.

So, a piece of Beetle-based vaporware? Interesting but not especially unusual.

Yaarp?...Yarp.

Really? Not even whatever Ford executives tried to cover up the Pinto’s gas tank?

No offense, but could you perhaps direct that energy at someone scummier than Musk?...Perhaps someone involved in the GM fuckup?

Just pixellate it and it’ll look even more sexual.

...inb4 Rule 34

Exactly! If he goes undeterred, he’s a friend of their cause. If he’s stopped and prosecuted, he’s a living legend.
[insert flashbacks to Bioshock Infinite here]

I was suggesting that a toolbox or something could be put in the back “seat” instead of a briefcase, since a briefcase doesn’t take up much room.