It’s freakin’ awesome and a little rare, but not awesome enough to justify $9.5k. CP.

Please do us all a favor and look up “The Glorious Revolution”. TL;DR That’s when the [Chinese] Communist Party took over in China.

You say that now, but when you hit your first pothole, you’ll be sorry. Also, tires tend to be lighter than wheels, so you’d only end up with more unsprung weight.

Any new Bentley.

*lose a drag race to a continent

If it doesn’t: you’re doing it wrong, one way or another.

“Microsoft Flight Simulator didn’t prepare me for this!”

Miata Mafia confirmed for best mafia.

Nope. Perspective, yo.

*neckbeard

Obligatory alternative joke: “DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST?”

My MP3 player from 2009 looked better than this.

Cheap plastic, cheap plastic everywhere.

Just varnish it if you’re worried about longevity.

Crack Pipe at any price, on the basis that it’s not legal for driving in the city OR legal for racing.

Nice.

So you’re thinking it would be good for police work?

...Wait, why did you stance it?