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*0-to-24-year-old

To be fair, the rider in that picture is wearing a helmet.

Shown: A part you don’t want to touch while the engine is running.

More like $50, but yeah.

Little-known fact: San Antonio used to be a part of Florida, but was airlifted from Florida to Texas in 1942 to protect it from any possible German attacks.

Here, have this.

*Exploder

The third jump was a nice example, I hope the driver’s spine survived.

An Amiga could render that image in five days; I think this is what they're using:

Not totally certain about that.

That’s not a fair comparison, Hillary is a war hawk.

I’m sorry, what?

Because normal hybrid cars are a bit lacking in the performance department. Not ideal for pursuit or pursuit-related functions (like ramming).

It’s possible, but probably not feasible, to stick a generator in the frunk.

“Success!...Wait why is the patient flatlining.”

Or perhaps Stewart as president and Colbert as VP? I only say that because the vice president is legally obligated to be the crazier of the two.

Shown: what every goddamn boy racer in your neighborhood who likes to go from 500 to 5,000 RPM in first gear, will be driving within the next five years.

*the anonymity of the internet

I was just pointing out that lighting is only useful if it can't be destroyed by an oncoming piece of plant matter.