Someone PLEASE make a Jello Picnic logo!

COTD!

inb4 “No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not a stunt.”

I heard a similar story about the development of one of the Project Gotham Racing games involving a Tesla Roadster and burnouts outside of a garage with a dyno.

If you play that new bro country shit, I will physically throw you out of my car. Count yourself lucky if I don’t turn back after that.

“B.S.” is supposed to mean “Bachelor’s of Science”, i.e. “a bachelor’s degree of scientific nature”, but I’m not sure if that’s supposed to be mixed with the term “pre-med”.

As someone who has always considered stunt driving as a possible career, that last part depresses me.

an nefarious ingenious individual goddamn hero

You're ignoring Craigslist.

It's one thing to have the VIN in an obvious place when looking at the car IRL, but it's a totally different thing to broadcast said VIN on the internet, especially on a heavily-trafficked site like Jalopnik.

(Relevant because I live in SD.)

Restricted airspace. Allegedly.

Oh great, now some stolen vehicle will end up with this VIN.

It’s probably all for CAFE or something.

How long until you’re playing Crusin’ World in a car?

AGH

I wonder which can drift better...

I’m not really sold on the paint scheme. Why not make the hood, roof, etc orange?

Just hang around trade servers. The maps are incredibly simple, and there’s no true winning or loosing, therefore it’s perfect for training.

Tried TF2?