Well, you could always get an old Supra...

What?

*lightly modified Beetle

It's "principle" in this case, not "principal".

What does that make Donnie, then?

Nah, I think he thought he was in Dubai.

I worked at an A&W and one of the dumb customer stories that has stuck with me was the one where a man asked me "How long are your guy's FOOTLONG coneys?" I promptly responded back with "Metric or Imperial?"

This thing is far too shady for $4k. CP.

No, but it's a GM brand.

Pictured: One of the worst possible places to stand up with the engine running.

Hey, that's NSFW! And not because it looks good, either.

>Pontiac
>reliable
>cheap to maintain
Very funny.

That's the kind of difference that starts to make sense when you realize that your head is on a collision course with a rapidly-spinning propeller.

Well in this case, you'd want the cage in front.

Just look at /r/techsupportgore. All sorts of airborne crap can get stuck in the ports.

Hey, it's not like flash drives are any better than old NES cartridges. It's just that USB ports tend to be harder to get dirt and dust into.

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$5k? Sure. $10k? Probably. $15k? Uh, no. CP.

*anti-semite

So close, though.