"If it's a Virgin, I'll ride it all day long."

And simpler, too. "No more maintenence, gas, tire, or registration costs! And it's FREE!"

>only $600
That's not a small investment for most people.

You're not wrong, but it's fairly easy to get a CD, DVD, or other such derivative technology (like a Blu-Ray disk) to fail with fingerprints.

inb4 Rotozip, Dremel, or other such rotary cutting tool.

"The reason components failed in the 1980's electronics is because they are shitty 1980's electronics. Most modern cars will go their entire lives without a serious electric failure."

I have yet to see a piece of 1980s electronics that failed in a way that modern electronics can't fail.

To be fair, a screw (or ten) will secure something just as well as epoxy.

1. Please calm down.
2. The dealership(s) don't put cars together, the manufacturer does.
3. Repair difficulty has never been the goal of manufacturing, but the lack of custom-made and one-off and epoxy'd-to-the-board and too-small-to-work-on components made it easier to replace components. Not that it's ever been easy…

It's a shame you can't get electronics like that anymore.
1900s-1980s electronics: "Oh, a component failed. No big deal, I'll just solder in a new one."
1980s-today's electronics: "Oh, a component failed. And I can't replace it. Fuck."
(That said, there are PLENTY of exceptions.)

Actually, someone DID do that after getting advice from a mechanic to get Seafoam, it's just that I couldn't track down the original post/pic. Obviously the ensuing mess ruined the engine, and OP gave a pic of the opened-up engine. Just imagine an engine block filled with expanding foam and you'll get why that didn't…

Majestic as fuck.

Reporter: "You just killed someone!"
Obama: "Yes. But for me, it was Tuesday."

Hey, as long as it's not expanding foam...

"Can you believe I got a parking ticket just a minute ago? And I can assure you, loyal taxpayers, that NONE of it was paid for on your dollar. At least, not directly."

Let's see.
-1990 Pontiac
-Grand Prix
-$1.9k
Instant Crack Pipe on the basis that it's a Grand Prix being advertised for more than $500.

Looks like a Hyundai or Kia.

The new Chinese Island Base map for Battlefield 5: Now only $59.99*.

*Player spawns, weapons, vehicles, graphics, audio, controls, and gameplay not included.

Laser swords!?

The 2016 Camaro: Because fuck headlights and fuck the upper part of the grill.
The 2016 Camaro: Because pillbox muscle cars are THE FUTURE of muscle cars.
The 2016 Camaro: The official car of racing people from stoplight to stoplight, even when nobody else is racing.

"Damn TPMS is throwing a bad reading again."
-Dale Earnhardt, Jr, moments before the tire explosion.