Be sure to mention its milage (both in terms of current odometer reading and MPG), its transmission type, and its engine type (in terms of fuel type, configuration, and number of cylinders).

[self-snip]

"The checks are in the mail."
"All 1,336 of them?"
"And this month's, yes."

Please stop implying that domestics are somehow better.

Either that or the Euro front (since it's RHD). Possibly the Austrailian front.

I don't listen to Coldplay, but that's pretty funny.

It's actually a rebadged Ford Ranger (not available in the U.S.).

Obviously you weren't around in the '20s or '30s.

...I think I'd actually drive that.

"Fuck you, colorblind people!"
-Whoever designed this.

Too bad none of these Defenders will ever have to drive on dirt.

This kit only really needs two things: toothpaste and a firm toothbrush.

This kit only really needs two things: toothpaste and a firm toothbrush.

If you like the Flatout series, you can drive the DeLorean as its Bland Name Product version, "Fortune". It's actually really good.
http://flatout.wikia.com/wiki/Fortune

"EVERYONE PANIC!"

That was a joke about the front facia, not an actual suggestion.

"Batoning taillights is always tougher before my first cup."

Obviously you've never heard of spike strips.

How will this thing deliver mail in the rain when it has a gaping hole in it?
[/kidding]

"...And it should be based on a Ford van."