Maxaxle
Maxaxle
Maxaxle

"Wow, I can watch myself get into a career-ending accident at 120 FPS!"

If at first the Miata doesn't top the list, try try again.

I think you mean to say...

I'm gonna get a ton of flak for this, but I'd say CP on the grounds that this car was made from a brick of cocaine that someone left in their closet for a decade. It's just too insane and too suicidal for me.

What the hell did I just listen to?

All I did was add text, because I have no idea what their music genre would be.

I know for a FACT that both GTA3 and Vice City had jumps like that, and I suspect GTA4 had a jump like that too...

"I see the LSD hasn't worn off yet."

Weird, I GIS'd "ugly 1990s wheels" and came up with the Turbo Wheels. Anyway, I know for a fact that the second wheel is off some POS Saturn.

Reasons 10 and 1 are just plain absurd. Racing pedigree is not necessarily what I'd look for in a sporty car, because manufacturers always modify their racing vehicles to the point where they don't even resemble production models, and burgandy isn't as awful as you'd think.

Nah, you could do worse.

Fun fact: traffic jams are tons less destructive in earlier GTA games unless a car blows up.

I think "don't teach it to play Carmageddon" would be the better warning.

Just wait until Gawker installs a "12".

You have a point, but I don't think "free racing for everyone" will pan out quite as well as you'd expect.

I think the term "plasticky" is called for in this situation (as opposed to "plastic").

Fun fact: The image seems to change color based on how small or large your brain percieves it to be. Just compare a fullscreen version of the image with a thumbnail and you'll see what I mean.