They accidentally the whole Top Gear.

Also, they had a great badge.

The sigh I let out while reading this article is, perhaps, the audible version of Liz Lemon rolling her eyes.

I find the backlash on twitter, and the words spilled here (and I believe you guys have done this about him in the past), to be disporportionate to what he’s actually saying and doing. Like he makes a benign comment “if the movie “Gravity” was real, X and Y couldn’t have happened”. This results in 30000 tweets saying…

ACTUALLY, even assuming a soul exists, let alone could be crushed, his “take” has no physical properties which would allow for any such “crushing”.

Ummm, yeah, OK...whatever.

Looks like it’s not just happiness but a happy ending for him.

What more could he ever need from life? The dude has a beautiful wife, he’s camping on nature and, more importantly, he has an egg-yolk yellow Twingo. This guy knows how to live.

RE: the photo at the top of the post.

A peeled orange was laying on the bed...

The night was moist...

It was a dark and stormy night when #allhellbrokeloose, but let me tell you about how this really started....

It was dark, and Stormy Daniels...

I have five words for you: Pour Some Sugar On Me.

Dunno, Bill Gates seems to be saving a lot of lives

I know plenty of poor people that are assholes too. Being an asshole is a universal human trait.

The suckage STARTS with Bon Jovi.

counter-counterpoint: Bon Jovi sucks the most.

Except that Bon Jovi is the absolute worst of all of them.

Same as GTA probably. Turns out the whole thing is a video game