It will be called the iJack.

can’t wait until 2022, when Apple announces they’ve invented a way for you to plug your headphones directly into the phone

So... the same strategy they’re been using for a while now...

The city gets demolished by a giant reptile from time to time. These things get to you.

That would do it for me.

~sigh~ FINE!

Better yet, a projection making it look like they’re already getting robbed.

But if done in a way that disregards the movie that came before it, why make that first movie to begin with?

Guys, Rian Johnson has came enough. He has been sucked dry. Even saying the words “Bold new direction” and “subverting expectations” doesn’t even make his dick wiggle anymore.

Rian Johnson Understands What Star Wars Needs to Do in Order to Survive

Oh, no doubt. Whoever let Rian discard the series outline and do his own thing screwed up. But that doesn’t absolve Rian from deciding to do it.

The star was clearly Meg (Lacey “Original Voice of Meg” Chabert)

Love the reference, +1 for you! Didn’t love the movie, though.

“So what kind of hero is Batman?”

A peeled orange was laying on the bed...

The night was moist...

It was a dark and stormy night when #allhellbrokeloose, but let me tell you about how this really started....

It was dark, and Stormy Daniels...

“Oh look, we’re a geek website bashing a movie about geeks! We’re so edgy!”

I have five words for you: Pour Some Sugar On Me.