It’s funny you say that. I see it like this. We as Americans bitch about how we can’t cool cars from Europe over here until they are 25 years old. Europeans bitch about how they can’t get cool cars because they are ungodly expensive. It’s like nobody wins and it’s sad.

No manual transmission.....

Because who cares about legs in a battlefield situation.

From someone who looks into historical armors.

I think by functional, they mean doesn’t have the cleavage valley to catch swords.

As ive said, this picture just shows the breastplate, people wear other layers of cloth or mail armor not pictured here underneath.

Who said anything about a battlefield? Its a fantasy armor and its function is unknown. Maybe its used in a world to fight creatures that have amazing eyesight and dont have small piercing weapons so the lights and small holes that make it lighter are not a disadvantage.

try impractical. that one’s actually a word

It’s obviously Mage Armor. Did you not see the staff? If you sit at my table with that on, you take no penalties for Arcane Spell Failure.

I’m confused, if it doesn’t have big steel tits how do I know this is armor for women?

Swing and a miss! But seriously, it’s Audi through and through:

There’s nobody in the car.

To be fair, the ‘Bentley Program that won at Le Mans overall’ was really just a rebodied Audi...

This could be you!

“*psst. She doesn’t want to fuck you even if you call her smart and pretty while politely telling her to shut up.”

psst She doesn’t want to fuck you over your internet white-knighting either. 

This is one of those things where you have a choice — you can choose to be offended by it, or you can choose to accept it. I suggest the latter.

To someone who knows about tractors: aren’t these Lambos just rebranded Deutz Fahrs at this point?

“Take that, Farming Simulator”

Oysters at Fridays 😬

Oysters, corndogs, and tacos? How could you two resist each other with such a decadent spread laid out before you? It was the food’s fault!