THE POWER OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

Why don’t more swimmers do what Phelps just did? By the time you hit the wall you’re begging to breathe, which is why most of the other swimmers popped up to the surface like Goldfish looking for food after their kick off the wall.

What Phelps did has to be trained for. Most athletes performance would drop severely…

Stick them on a drone. Save BILLIONS.

The Air Force will not use the F-35 for CAS...it will not happen. The plane costs too much, does not have the loiter time and does not have the payload to be in the warzone for that mission.

I feel you. BUT what I also dislike MORE, as I get older and older, is the way my body reacts to drinks 3 and 4 the next day, as if I have chugged a bottle of rat poison.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Wait... Does this mean the M&Ms don’t really wall and talk as well?

Or perhaps these companies are letting Tesla just go ahead with a bunch of tech that will face a lot of resistance from the general market upfront, only to start releasing their solutions at a later date when steam starts picking up. Nah, that can’t be right, can it?

But an EV is an appliance for most people. Tesla can dress it up anyway they want. I looked at my old road trip to my parents route today, 1080 miles. ~16 hrs by google maps, not my driving speed. If I had to stop every 200 miles, and I could get 200 miles worth of electric charge in 1 hour (yes could be less) I would…

So what? I don’t think they were trying to pass it off as a rogue group of people dressed up as pikachu in a white van chasing people. It was just a hilarious idea of pokemon hitting back while showing off the city, and I giggled. Mission accomplished for the ad department and for the viewer.

They also have some very versatile pocket knives from my understanding.

Thank you for stating the obvious. I know it was a bad joke, and will be sure to label the sarcasm better next time.

Tesla delivered roughly 50,000 cars last year. Toyota delivered roughly 10 million. Toyota earns roughly $20 billion per year. Tesla has yet to make a profit.

What do you mean, “fake”? These are advertisements!

That's a funny thing to say to other ships when yours is struggling to stay afloat...

sure it’s fake. but it’s an enjoyable fake. some of us see the curtain, we know there’s something back there, but we just want to enjoy it for what it is.

If I were producing vaporware I could make it exciting.

It’s all fun and games (literally) until the truthers show up.

Fuck that place! I’m not going there.

I gotchu, playboi: