In their mind, they were having sex with his money. Fucking a billion with a B is hot as fuck.

That’s like straight from some Black Mirror episode.

I worked in IT for two international conglomerates, both used HP laptops, serves, etc. they are pretty solid.

Yet still, Apple did go down once with jobs at the helm.

That’s nice, but some of us do real work. You know, Pro stuff.

Why didn’t you add the previous entry level Retina Macbook Pro to the benchmark results ? Is it that bad compared to the older one ?

It would be something if the station wasn’t abandoned.

You have a better realistic solution than a purge ?

Today’s big cities are already grim places to live. But we don’t have to worry about future megacities, because the future will be a Mad Max style wasteland.

“But the tech isn’t there yet.” - the tech is there, just make the damn thing a bit thicker.

I got a HP Zbook for work, Quad core Xeon, 64 GB DDR4 ECC RAM, Nvidia Quadro. It’s for Autocad and 3D modelling of industrial equipment. Thing is a beast, and with a 90Wh battery it can go a looong time if you just use it to post pictures of skinny jeans on some hipster blog.

It’s that catchy song that made the skit funny. And Tom’s face.

You know that’s all marketing bullshit, right ? You could just as well live on snickers bars.

“It’s undoubtedly healthier” - no, it’s not, it’s making people sick, literally.

Zuckerberg stole that idea from Eisntein, he had several suits, all the same grey model. 

What do you expect from a product named Soylent ?

All those emojis on that bar don’t come for free

The laptop dev team are a bunch of cowards.

Suddenly, the 15" Dell XPS sounds like a bargain.

It’s just a marketing term and it still works.