We're even having this conversation why? (Man, I really need to rewatch that. Maybe instead of grocery shopping tonight,...)

Sorry, you guys. No fucking contest.

Is there any question?

or one witch from the Craft in particular...

Practical Magic and The Craft are some of my favorites. But Anjelica Huston as the Grand High Witch is the BEST.

I will stop when Lars releases the long-awaited blooper reel, and not a moment sooner. These are my terms.

While I think these people are petty and gross, I also think it is awesome to see such a compilation of proof that sooooo many people really don't give a fuck about your kids.

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.

"gave birth to all that swag" is OFFICIAL, lol. I used to tell my kids that their grades better be on point cause "I can't birth average" but I like your statement better!

I'll put it up against Ron Perlman as Vincent reading Sonnet 116:

Never forget. This was one of the best comedies on television. Fuck ABC for canceling it.

Every time I see the Bangerz cover, a small quiet voice within me whispers "and mash."

I said this at Gawker and I will say it here. My husband is the ONLY reason I don't smoke anymore. It's good to have someone in your life that expects you to be good, and treat yourself well and take care of your body because they want you to live a long healthy life. Everyone should have a ball buster in their…

An additional note for you:

That's weird. I get those Miranda July emails (it's an art project she started) and in this morning's one, Kirsten Dunst sent a link to this, which kind of blew my mind:

Let this be a lesson to you kids. THIS is what happens when you start hanging out with that rowdy antiques dealing crowd.

One of these guys rolls around on a tarp with sweaty men for a living. :/

As a Certified Old (39 yesterday!), I'm going to go ahead and call it.