Dear Lord, I'm about to wet my pants. Favorite!

Pop me a bottle of wine, and I could sit and stare at that Zac Efron GIF for an entire night.

Ah, a day in the life of WaloCoco. Don't be jealous everyone.

I had an image and everything, but it won't let me upload-goddammit, Kinja!

Wait, let me get this straight. This "young professional" forwarded you this email thinking people would take their side against the landlord? This is why I only frequent the cheapest, grimiest, old-guy-in-the-corner-who-hasn't-left-in-decadesiest bars in this city. I hate these people.

One of the "young professionals" forwarded this to you? What, with an expectation that you would think she's actually awesome and that the landlord just needs to "get a grip?" At the risk of her thinking I also need to get a grip, whomever had their name on that summer lease needs to apologized profusely, promise to…

"It's so erotic. Just tie me up like a Christmas ham and rub that sperm all over my eyelids."

Of the 15 icons chosen, only three are women of color (Iman, Grace Jones, and 15-year-old Tyra).

Who wore it better?

Y'all

Katherine McPhee made it so blah.

Get out.

Donatella Versace would kill to look like that. She looks like a foot with blonde hair.

Don't quit your day job, girl.

I embroider. That dress is art. Beautiful, wearable, art. Mind=blown.

Hee, she's only 4'11". I'm exactly a foot taller than her!

I've been marathoning Pushing Daisies for the last 2 days.

Applegate and Jesse Tyler Fergson actually seem to know something. In the case of JTF, I don't know if he's really into dance or just a huge fanboy, but he always goes back to other routines the cast members have done and obviously watches the show religiously.

I just want to point out that Michael Fassbender's ass has its own Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Michael-…

Yep, and my butt and thighs are very grateful for their assistance.

Squats and deads, man! They're pretty much free!

GIRL BYE!!!!!!! I LOVE A NICE PLUMP ASS ON A MAN. ASS IS POWERFUL! ASS WILL MAKE YOU DO SOME CRAZY THANGS WHEN THAT THANG IS FAT AND JUICY LIKE THAT! THEN U SPREAD HIS CHEEKS AND HES GOT THAT BEAUTIFUL HOLE! JUST WAITING TO BE KISSED!!!