MauriceSendaksShade
MauriceSendaksShade
MauriceSendaksShade

No booing at opera? Ha! La Scala is infamous for booing. The Italians fucking LOOOOOOVE to boo singers, left and right. It's goddamn hilarious.

Fuck this turd-burgler in his grundly ear hole.

Holy Moses! I miss your writing. I hope Iowa is treating you well.

Problematic:Jezebel = the:every other piece of writing ever.

Yeah, even watching reaction videos and hearing the screaming and the squishing I started getting a little nauseous. Thanks, GOT.

Damnit, I keep trying to forget Kat McPhee. Let me have this, please.

I'd buy it. Somehow that woman is friends with everyone except Angelina Jolie.

Your handle inspires me.

I think I have seen one episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with Brandi, and I have actively avoided anything Leann Rimes has done since her first album, but for some reason I felt compelled to watch that clip.

Ok, I watched it because I'm incredibly attracted to Eddie Cibrian.

Regardless, LeAnn is a terrible

Seriously, now i'm going to go reread Depression Part 2, look for corn under the fridge, and hope for a better tomorrow.

Right. Most of these things are figured out post-production. But even without a focus on singles, the producers are still going to milk that shit for as long as possible.

Devil's advocate. Is it possible that is wasn't necessarily a weight loss thing so much as a passing of the time thing? People going through extreme circumstances form bonds quickly and tightly. The home viewer, not experiencing the same thing, would be caught off guard by 2 episodes in contestants macking on

I had two thoughts.

A) OMFG Rebecca Rose <3. I don't know if it's the mustache, the Texas, the Burt, or what, but <3.

There's something about makes me feel like a cheese grater is being used on my eyeballs. It's probably the sex with Alec Baldwin thing, but the fact that she yoga even more insufferable is a goddamn art form.

Now playing

WHY YOU HATE DOLLY?

ok, kidding. I know you meant the one from backyard sessions, but fuck that noise. Enjoy the queen.

IT'S SO BASSEY. That was my exact thought. Let's drag Bond.

That girl's got a voice made for production.

I was laughing pretty hard, until I hit this one. Then I descended into madman giggling for 10 minutes straight.

One can dream.