Hey guys. So, I saw Sir Ian and PS last night. Seriously, if you're anywhere near Manhattan, GO. I believe, in all honestly, McKellen was one of the best live theatrical performances I have ever seen. He's a fucking genius.

Never shave kid. My bits are begging you.

For some reason I thought that was Charlie Bewley. He's also ridiculously hot, and they have similar facial features. But, for gods sake, don't do a google image search of him. They're all from Twilight or Twilight premieres, and his makeup people hate him. However, he's pretty gorgeous on Nashville.

Fassbender

On the plus side, Laura Benanti.

This fucking noise right here. This is why I no longer go to my parent's house for holidays. There's always someone ready to tell you that you're going to hell because you think dicks are pretty.

It's kind of alarming to me that my mental health started improving rapidly when I began putting some emotional distance between myself and my parents. I already wasn't living near them, but when I stopped calling? Nature's prozac.

This is witness behavior, or seeing it happen to friends. Skinny people feel like fat people are only entitled to order steamed fish and vegetables. Order dessert and you can get some pretty contemptuous glares. Then there are the lectures about health, and the not so subtle stories about personal weight loss, with…

So. I've recently started telling people just how religiously I watch Nashville. It's either Wednesday night, or as soon as possible on Thursday. I ain't even ashamed. It's really well written, and well acted, and Mrs. Coach is the #1 reason for everything. She's great in it, and I love spending time with her each…

You're absolutely right. These women are fat. But you know what? They're also people with feelings. And sometimes fat women want to feel pretty too. And that might mean they want to wear something that makes them feel sexy. That's hard enough when you're being told how disgusting you are on a constant basis because…

That's so weird, I swear, we had this in our family room but I was told "Grandma painted it."

Stop tarnishing the good name of that stripper.

I like the cut of your jib, Davies.

Holy Shit. Burt name-dropping Lucia Popp is a gift from the gods. So much love.

Kloss is one of the prettiest models working, and has an incredible body. That thing looks like shit, and she looks uncomfortable. Also, the hair is doing nothing for her here.

*SPOILER ALERT*

Because boobies.

Also, I seem to remember it only being active for maybe 2 weeks? It's new.

She slays this. I love watching it because she just hits it so hard.

Also, Angela Basset. Holy hell. Queen is stunning, and 55, and amazing, and I can't decide who I want to marry most this season. And Murphy pulling Christine Ebersole and Patti LuPone out of his theater queen rolodex is like Christmas on Wednesdays.