I'm torn.

STOP KNOWING THINGS.

Oh my god. I can't even. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Whoop. Lost it again. Thanks.

Yes! Because walking into a traffic cone is an action you committed. Having a penis put in you is an action someone else committed. If you can't differentiate between the two, you're the problem.

My logic is fucking fine, and you're a goddamn idiot. You're saying that they were raped because they drank. You're blaming their actions. But you're ignoring the fucking rhinestone encrusted elephant tap dancing on your eyeballs that is that the boys who were there sexually assaulted them when they were in an…

I've ignored your ass for the past few days because you're obviously a fucking idiot, but the fact that you're coming back to each article and reposting the same victim-blaming horseshit is infuriating. Alcohol abuse is not consent to be used as a sex toy. Just because I, or anyone else, may drink too much on occasion…

Holy Christ on a Shit-Triscuit. I feel like there could be t-shirts. "I was raped... but at least he bought me a Lumberjack Slam."

Oh wait. Everything on Denny's menu sounds like an assault.

I want to bake cookies for whoever has been removing them on the Maryville articles the past few days.

I guess I always took that as her using sarcasm to highlight the ridiculousness of that shit. Maybe that was wishful thinking on my part.

Some of her videos have given me my greatest internet happiness. I cannot explain how much joy "Drunk Makeup Tutorial" gives me. Also, the first time I saw the "How to Avoid Talking to People" one where she made the face, I nearly crapped my pants.

TEAM AMBER.

Ignore this one. It's not worth it, and you'll just bash your head on the desk until you bleed out.

I love her face in the top still. If ever there was a, "Can you believe the shit I have to deal with?"...

It's hard not to. She has amazing legs. I don't think it's creepy to acknowledge that.

Right. Forbes has Miranda Kerr at number 2 in the single digits. By number 10 they are down to the 3 million dollar range. And while that's a lot of money, they're mostly the top bracket of VS, who are friggin everywhere. The disparity isn't so much "Men Make Way Less than Women", as it is "Holy Shit Gisele Gets All…

But what about her hair? I wish I was a redhead. It's beautiful.

No, not. But I remembered you because all of the free Pizza Hut pizza I ate from Book-it, and good commenting. Welcome back.

My favorite thing is when fucking idiots complain that the media took their comments "out of context" because they came across sounding as stupid as they actually are. It's wonderful. Quoting an entire paragraph that clearly states a viewpoint is not taking anything out of context.

Did you use the same username at the time? I have the vaguest recollection of it. I also got rid of my account, and re-upped after the kinja rollout.